Reason why you should never
visit a 5 star Hotel ...

Question : "What would you like
to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea,
Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea
or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like
it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or
Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk
or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land
cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with
sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane
sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or
yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just
give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still
water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-
flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst" .
Good Bye