Funny gay joke

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A successful rancher died and left
everything to his
devoted wife. She was
determined to keep the ranch,
but knew very little about
ranching, so she placed an
ad in the newspaper for a ranch
hand. Two cowboys applied for
the job. One was gay and the
other a drunk. She thought long
and hard about it, and when no
one else applied she decided to
hire the gay guy, figuring it would
be safer to have h im around the
house than the drunk. He proved
to be a hard worker who put in
long hours every day and knew a
lot about ranching. For weeks, the
two of them worked hard and the
ranch was doing very well. Then
one day, the rancher's widow
said "you have done a really good
job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town and kick
up your heels." The hired hand
readily agreed and went into
town on Saturday night. He
returned around 2:30am, and
upon entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by
the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him. She quietly called
him over to her. "Unbutton my
blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did
as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now
take off my socks." He removed
each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots. "Now take off
my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in
the fire light. "Now take off my
bra." Again, with trembling hands,
he did as he was told and
dropped it to the floor. Then she
looked at him and said: "If you
ever wear my clothes into town
again, you're fired!"