Funny Joke First post! Little Johnny

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Little Johnny was in the school's
bathroom. He found there was no
toilet paper so he used his hand.
When he got back to his
classroom the teacher asked what
he had in his hand.
"A little leprechaun, and if I open
my hand he'll get scared away."
The teacher couldn't get him to
open his hand and sent him to
the principal who also asked what
he had in his hand.
"A little leprechaun, and if I open
my hand he'll get scared away."
He was sent home with a note
asking to see his parents, so his
mom asked him what he had in
his hand.
"A little leprechaun, and if I open
my hand he'll get scared away."
He was sent to his room. In a
while his dad came in and asked,
"What do you have in your hand?"
Again came the reply, "It's a little
leprechaun, and if I open my hand
he'll get scared away."
His dad ordered him to open his
hand, and as he did so Johnny
said, "Oh no, Dad, look; you scared
the shit out of him!"