3 pigs story - Little Johnny

Little Johnny's father always used
to tell him bedtime stories. Being
the quick-witted fellow that he
was, he always embellished on
them adding little jokes here and
there.
One day in Little Johnny's
kindergarten class, his teacher
was telling them the story of the
three little pigs. Johnny knew this
story because his father often told
it to him before he went to bed.
They were at the part when the
first pig needed to build his
house.
"Then," the teacher said, "the first
little pig needed straw to build his
house. Along the road he saw a
farmer carrying a bail of straw. So
the little pig walked up to the
farmer and asked him if he could
borrow his straw to build a
house. Then class, do you know
what the farmer said?"
Little Johnny immediately raised
his hand, knowing the answer.
"Yes Johnny," replied the teacher.
"WOW!! A TALKING PIG!!!"